while i struggle to finish my assignment
i shall tell you that my dad thought i tattooed my knee
the other day i was bored and with a sharpie lying around
i dotted a backwards "k" followed "im" on my knee for fun
my dad saw it and went
"omg is that new? i havent seen that before! is that a tattoo?"
i laughed and said.. "i dunno"
and then in a split second he licked his finger
and tackled my knee with it!
(surprising, it didnt smudge)
it was gross feeling his saliva on my knee
so i wiped it on his shirt and went YUCCKKK!
and he goes "omg its real. did you do it today?"
and i reply "i dont know, dont ask me questions. lets talk about something else"
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