late night

while i struggle to finish my assignment
i shall tell you that my dad thought i tattooed my knee

the other day i was bored and with a sharpie lying around
i dotted a backwards "k" followed "im" on my knee for fun
my dad saw it and went
"omg is that new? i havent seen that before! is that a tattoo?"
i laughed and said.. "i dunno"
and then in a split second he licked his finger
and tackled my knee with it!
(surprising, it didnt smudge)

it was gross feeling his saliva on my knee
so i wiped it on his shirt and went YUCCKKK!
and he goes "omg its real. did you do it today?"
and i reply "i dont know, dont ask me questions. lets talk about something else"

my dad is ridiculous

i dont want to get too detailed with this
but just listening to the things he says!
makes me soooooooooooooooooo frustrated!
i dont know how i put up with it

on another note im itching to go watch
"where the wild things are"
(i know i feel like im two years too late
but i just hadnt had the time)


i wanted to post up this video
but it wont let me load it (sad face)
anyways it made me laugh a little inside
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsLqKAvKiQM


update: watched it, was disappointed. (double sad face)

ready?

dad: ill be home by lunch tmr, you better be ready by then
kim: ok
dad: dont rush to the shower at that time ok, because i want a shower
kim: ok
dad: you better not shower at that time
kim: i said ok. have i ever had a shower in the morning before?
dad: well ill be home at 12, itll be afternoon by then
kim: yeh, thats like morning to me
dad: hahaha

i wasnt trying to be funny.

epping

my family and i went to epping last night
and usually we would split into two groups
the adults, and the kids..

now when we go shopping i tend to buy one piece of item for each kid.
this is normally either clothes or something school related
but since my dad had been paid his bonus from the government
i thought.. you know what? instead of paying for it this time im going to ask him for money
[because i always pay for things and my dad doesnt even offer, like that time when we were at the supermarkets and in line and then he disappeared and i ended up paying for the groceries! argh. usually ill prob give him a 20 or 50, (whatever i have in cash normally)]
so i asked for 50 bucks and his like
"NO! you cant buy clothes! he doesnt do anything around the house!
dont buy him clothes! his just going to wear it and leave it there!"
but somehow i budged him to give us a 50 dollar note
but it was only allowed to be spent on "food"

so since splitting my dad somehow found us and then started following us
THIS WAS THE MOST ANNOYING THING OF ALL
everything i touch was like
"kim you dont need that"
"put that back ill take you somewhere cheaper"
"kim you should wear this" (and shows me some ugly shirt)
"shes got too many pjs"
"he doesnt need anymore clothes"
"remember, only buy food"
"you want a new phone? take mine ill use my old one"
"this isnt durable, itll wreck after one wash"
"you already have this at home"
"its going o get lint balls on them"
SIGH SIGH SIGH SIGH SIGH SIGH SIGH SIGH SIGH SIGH SIGH SIGH

so yeh in the end we bought tommy and jenny a hoody each at target
and i made him pay for it since he followed us
tommy hates it when he comments
and when he does tommy looks at me like "kim say something back i really want this " look lol
and when he says it to jenny, jennys like "but kim let me"
sigh i might be too generous to my siblings

centrelink forms

i hate filling out centrelink forms for my dad.
especially when he gives it to me and expects me to do it straight away
he just stands there with a pen and goes "do it now! i need it now"
when the bloody form is due in a week.. plenty of time!
and then he says all this while im either doing homework, reading or watching tv
he doesnt even have the courtesy to wait for a commercial break!

he would never just hand me the form and tell me to do it before a certain time frame
which makes me really agitated because i dont like doing things straight away
i like doing things in my own time
(im doing a favour for him hence he should be waiting for me to do it when i please!!!)
and i get grumpy and i snap back at him
and i hate it even more when im watching tv and he tells me to do this
and then he sits at the end of my bed
and watches tv too
and waits for me to do it
(when this happens i would usually turn the tv off and pretend to sleep, anything for him to get out)

and what makes me more frustrated is that
he always tells me to do it and noone else
like johnny or tommy ITS ALWAYS FUCKING ME !
during the holidays when i went to vietnam
he had the forms photocopied and i filled them out
so while i was away he could just copy and fill them out himself
and then when i came back he STILL made me fill out his fucking forms
how hard is it to fucking copy forms !
if he needs it so urgently he should just do it himself !
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

other than that today when i was logging his income report to centrelink over the net
he sat there asking me if he got paid his 950 + 900 yet
dad: kim check if i got paid yet
kim: well you got the letter so of course you got paid
dad: well check for me cos im not sure
kim: why cant you just check your bank account
dad: money comes in and out all the time i cant keep track
kim: then youll just have to wait til your statement comes out, its not my fault you dunno if you did or didnt get paid or not
dad: the statement doesnt come out til ages
kim: well too bad, the site just shows your last payment and next payment
i dunno what you got paid last month
dad: why do you always make me so "upset" <-- in eng
kim: its because you always frustrate me! i said ill do it and you just sit there and wait. i said ill do it later gee!

no offence but its not my fault if my dad does not notice 1850 bucks being credited into his bank account.
seriously how stupid can you be?