Tuesday, March 23, 2010

late night

while i struggle to finish my assignment
i shall tell you that my dad thought i tattooed my knee

the other day i was bored and with a sharpie lying around
i dotted a backwards "k" followed "im" on my knee for fun
my dad saw it and went
"omg is that new? i havent seen that before! is that a tattoo?"
i laughed and said.. "i dunno"
and then in a split second he licked his finger
and tackled my knee with it!
(surprising, it didnt smudge)

it was gross feeling his saliva on my knee
so i wiped it on his shirt and went YUCCKKK!
and he goes "omg its real. did you do it today?"
and i reply "i dont know, dont ask me questions. lets talk about something else"

Monday, March 22, 2010

jenny likes her jeans

yesterday jenny told me she didnt want to go to a party our family were going to
i thought she was crazy because what kind of kid doesnt like going out?
jenny told me she knew her mum wont let her wear her denim jeans
i told her just go wear whatever she wanted to
after changing, her mum yells at her

her mum: why are you wearing that? change back into your dress
jenny: but i dont want to, i like this
her mum: you! youre such a tomboy! all the other girls wear dresses
jenny: but i like this
her mum: you always wear that though! you have plenty of other clothes to wear. youre such a tomboy! youre exactly like a boy! dont come then, stay home!
(jenny starts to cry)
her mum: you always wear the same thing, youre going to a party, everyones going to look at you
jenny: i dont want to go anymore.
(runs upstairs heartbroken)
her mum: get down here now and change your clothes!

i dont know what happened next because i was in the middle of falling asleep after finishing work but i know she went to the party.

i kind of feel sorry for her at that moment.
jenny is not a tomboy, she just felt more comfy in jeans than a dress that day because she wanted to run around with the other kids if she were to go.
she usually likes to dress her mood, and she felt like wearing jeans so i dont see why she just cant wear them.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

another year


believe it or not first ever family photo

another year, another birthday, another dinner
just realised its been a year now since this blog
i was in the car today and realised
"hey i started this when we went out for johnnys birthday"

anyways once again we had dinner at supper inn
and i only just realised my siblings dont like eating tofu
i usually order a vegie dish to eat with rice
but this time i had tofu and mushrooms
and noone liked it..
and when i couldnt finish it off
i couldnt even force my siblings to eat it (double sad face)

best thing though was banana fritter and ice cream! yum
and bubble cup for an after hours drink
funny thing was the guy took his time making our drinks
because he was at the back making a call
and when i checked on him he was crying
til my dad got frustrated and told him off
so he resumed making our drinks whilst crying (well teary)
and there we were watching him whilst i was laughing
and tommy asking me if he just broke up with his girlfriend
and johnny smirking away
but afterwards dad told him to cheer up
and if his still sad, have a few drinks at the pub

anyways thats it from me


johnnys bin is too small!

Friday, March 5, 2010

regurgitator

i hate that feeling you get when you want to vomit
as though something in your stomach isnt sitting right
like i have eaten meat or something
and all i want to do is throw up
but i cant!

i tried eating other foods and drinks
to keep it down but it still feels funny
and brushing my teeth didnt help either.
argh!